Monday, November 29, 2010

how to not gain weight this holiday season

my post is not nearly as detailed as kyrstin's.
it's also not as serious.

how to not gain weight this holiday season:
1) get sick. there's a virus going around the office that i'm pretty sure i caught. if so, the coming-out-both-ends will surely lose me a couple pounds, no?
2) don't cook. just scavenge for whatever you can find in the fridge. related, don't cook a feast for any holiday. eat out. less fatty leftovers this way.
3) avoid the scale. because, if you don't weigh yourself, you don't gain weight. isn't that how it works? plus, i have a 24-lb cast on my leg (it must weigh that much in order for the scale to be correct).

that's it! three simple steps to staying slim this season.

1 comment:

Midwinter Graces said...

I'm a big fan of #3...if you don't see it on the scale, it doesn't count, right? :-)